Just when I thought that Jillian might be the first Bachelorette to have her head on straight...
...seriously, Jillian?
The most straight-laced guy ever comes to you and TELLS you some other dude has a girlfriend, and "her name is Laurel" and you're like, "Oh, I have to follow my gut"? This is not a hard decision...seriously. Actually, let me help you. Here are the signs of a liar:
1. He insists many times that he's a "bad liar"
2. He tells you that he "doesn't want you to bring it up again."
3. He looks like he might back-hand you in the mouth at any second.
4. He says things like, "Jillian really likes me, and that's all that matters." (Uh, what about the part where YOU really like HER, you Douchebag?)
HOLY CRAP, WHY DO I GET UPSET ABOUT THESE THINGS???
AND, MICHAEL!! Oh, I loved Michael, and he was so sweet and I want to put him in my pocket. Also, Jake needs to be an underwear model, or run for some sort of office. I don't care what party he runs for, I will vote for him. He should do nude campaign ads. I think I'd lick like them a lot.
I also love how Ed's job situation just magically disappeared! "Oh my lord! I'm back! I have my priorities straight! Sweet! Where's my check from the producers?"
Whatever, I'll keep watching, only because I HAVE to see whose penis gets scared. I think that might be entirely worth all my anxiety.
Sigh: 
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