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30 Before 30 List

•1. Take a belly dancing class

•2. Perform stand-up at an open mic

•3. Volunteer at a local animal rescue

•4. Finish decorating my main living space

•5. Teach my dog how to put his toys away

•6. Get a six pack (beer or abs, whichever comes first)

•7. Get my no-no area waxed

•8. Write an article for publication

•9. Run a 5k for charity

•10. Get a massage

•11. Take a cooking class

•12. Read through a high school summer reading list

•13. Take a yoga class

•14. Picnic through a whole show at Shakespeare in the Park

•15. Get one of those fish pedicures

•16. Go see the new baby elephant at the zoo

•17. Create my own art

•18. Take a spontaneous trip

•19. Go someplace I’ve never been

•20. Sponsor someone/something in need

•21. Try hypnosis

•22. Have my fortune read

•23. Visit a dermatologist

•24. Take the Thurminator challenge

•25. Take a strip class

•26. Go to the aquarium in Cincinnati

•27. Write a song

•28. Become a Craigslist super hero

•29. See Improv in Chicago

•30. To Be Announced!

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    30Oct2009

    Dating Horror Stories:  VOTE!

    You've read the Dating Horror Stories, now it's time to vote!  Choose your favorite story and cast your vote in the comments below.  The story with the most votes wins MOST HORRIFIC DATE 2009!!

    To refresh your memories, here they are in order of appearance:

    Melissa's job-hating douchebag.

    TNR's stand-up, crash and run-in.

    Sami's underage jailbait.

    Rhys' chat room bar maid.

    TNR's ex-boyfriend with mother issues.

    Brittni's cheeky French Kiss.

    Carly's ultimate pick-up line.

    Sami's awful stalker.

    DubiousMa's attempted window escape.

    Stitch's reason to not shave.

    Carly's experience with a toilet in bed.

    Fi's horrific brush with silence and a CD store.

    Sami's smelly, Aerosmith-loving, headache-inducing date.

    The Demanda's awkward date with the new boyfriend AND the ex.

    Who do YOU think should win?  Make sure to leave a comment on this post to vote for your favorite story!* 

    *Comments left on the individual story post--while welcome!--will simply be considered good-will gestures toward that person, and will not be counted as votes.

     

     

     

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    Reader Comments (6)

    All of the stories were good, but I think Sami's underage jailbait was my favorite.

    October 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRandomClicker

    DubiousMa ..... the escape from the window and all the racism make for the perfect horror story ..... poor thing ... I'm glad she's fine now

    October 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterStitch

    I think all of them were great and hope you do another sagment like this again.

    I vote for Carly's Ultimate pick up line.

    October 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBeing Samiantha

    I loved Sami's... it was horrible! This was great fun participating, and can't wait for the next one!!

    October 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMelissa

    I vote for Carly. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Pick-up-line story,

    November 6, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterhorse-lover-kissy-kissy
    November 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSequin Cat

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