How Do I Love Thee?
Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 10:58PM So, the bf and I are watching "The Secret Lives of Women" on WE TV...
...HOLY BALLS..."WETv"...WET "V"....very clever, Women's Entertainment Television.
Anyway, the three women they are following are all different sizes. One woman is a BBW, one is a 6'5" model, and another is a dwarf. The series is a pretty cool documentary, and the stand-out star of this particular episode is the dwarf, who is an amazingly cool woman...all sass and sarcasm and wit.
She goes to visit her ex-boyfriend, who is also a dwarf, in LA. They experience a spa, and then do a blurb on how people think it's so cute to see little people hold hands. The camera then follows them as they go out to dinner at a fancy restaurant.
My boyfriend finds this an opportune time to yell, "Waiter! There's a midget in my soup, and it's wearing water wings!"
After which, I look at him adoringly and say, "And that's why I love you...which is sad."
And currently he's massaging his ass with this roller pin thingy he ordered on the internets.
Ah...bliss.
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